INTERESTING & HEALTHY
BUSINESS JOKES
A
blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a
$5,000 loan.
The
banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as
collateral?"
The
woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."
The
banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"
The
woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan
officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title
owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two
weeks.
When
she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The
loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with
us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a
multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"
The woman replies, "Where else in New
York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be
there when I return?"
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You
said you are a graduate of "Marketing"
You
said you spent over 4 years studying marketing.
You
said you did not get any carryover course while in University.
You
said you spent about a year teaching "commerce" during your youth
service. You said you have been at home for 2 years after service
You
said there is no Job in Nigeria.
My
question is .......What did you say you studied in School again?
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FEEL THIS JOKE!
Two
little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decided to go to
a calm place to share the lot equally.
One
of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother
to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few
minutes later, a Drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate
& heard a voice saying:
"One
For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U".....
He
immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for
the priest............
"Father,
pls come with me, Come & witness God & satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery"......
They
both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued:
"One
For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............
Suddenly,
the voice stopped counting & said:
"What
About The Two At The Gate?"........
Come
see marathon race!... The priest almost ran pass the church gate... shouting:
"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".....
That
all for now and Thanks for your time!
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